Friday, July 22, 2016

Breaking News: First non-Pokemon related accident reported since the game's release!

This just in! There has been an accident reported that is NOT related to PokemonGo. I know it is hard to believe, but it's true. When asked about the incident, Isaacs reported, "I figured that as long as I wasn't playing PokemonGo while I was riding my bike I didn't really have to pay attention. All I hear these days is about people getting hurt, mugged, etc. while playing." Isaacs continued, "I am an avid player of the game, but at this time I had my phone safely tucked away in my backpack as I was riding my bike.".

The blood is real. Surprisingly, there were
no Pokemon involved in this accident. 

This story is leading many to believe that we still need to follow standard safety protocol even when we are NOT playing the game. When asked how this could be avoided in the future, Isaacs proclaimed, "I think it is still important to watch where you are going. I would still suggest not taking candy from a stranger, even if they are not offering you a rare Pokemon.". He further concluded, "I beg all of the people out there, still look both ways before you cross the street.  Even if you are NOT trying to catch a Pokemon."

All we can conclude from this story is that it seems as though the same rules that we used to apply to safe living still apply, Pokemon or no Pokemon.